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Sophie
stared at Langdon for a long time, then turned to Teabing.
'It
looks like a bottle of wine,' she said. 'But what is it? And why is
vino
spelled vinho?'
Langdon
understood her confusion.
It had taken him years as a symbologist to become familiar with the
rules of deception which so many cryptographers practised.
'Vinho,'
he said quietly, 'is the Portugese for wine. And Tinto
means red.'
'Portugese,'
grinned Teabing. 'A language spoken in only two countries in the
entire world. Someone's been very clever.'
Uncertain,
Sophie glanced up. 'But how does this tie in with the miracle of
Saint Fructuosus of Braga?'
'Saint
Fructuosus? One of Portugal's most revered saints.' Teabing smiled.
'A seventh-century bishop, famed for the monasteries he founded as
well as for the miracle in which he was saved by divine intervention
from being attacked by a peasant. He might have drunk a wine very
like this, once. We know that there's some
kind of association. What bothers me, though, is this inscription at
the base: Winemakers'
Selection.
It's like nothing I've seen before.'
Langdon
leaned forward and scanned the nineteen characters, noting the
precise and detailed way the cryptographer had imprinted them on the
paper.
'You're
right,' he said, thoughtfully. 'It appears to make no sense.'
Sophie
leaned forward. Her childhood uprbringing, her years of training,
everything told her that this meant
something.
But what?
'It's
an anagram,' she cried, with a gasp.
Langdon
looked up. 'A what?'
'A cryptogram in which the letters of a word or message are
rearranged to form another word or words, thereby disguising the
original sense.' Sophie leaned back with a frown.
Langdon
raised his eyebrows. Sophie was right, of course. Her intuition in
these matters was faultless. An anagram.
He started to recompose the nineteen letters in his mind. There was a
pattern there, he was sure of it. His heartbeat quickened. It
had to mean something.
Then, with a cry, he sat up.
'It's
obvious.'
'To
you, perhaps,' said Teabing ruefully. 'But not to the likes of us.'
'Winemakers'
Selection
is an anagram of In
Some Clan Seek, Write.
Even the comma is preserved in the form of an apostrophe.'
Teabing
sat up with a gasp. 'Of course! The legend that Saint Fructuosus of
Braga visited Scotland at some point before his death in 665.'
Sophie
gasped. 'Scotland?' she cried.
'Yes,'
Teabing went on, his faced flushed with excitement, 'much as Saint
Aidan founded the monastery at Lindisfarne in 634, or Saint Patrick
brought Christianity to Ireland in the fifth century. The story has
it that Saint Fructuosus of Braga landed on the east coast of
Scotland to found a monastic order which then disappeared - leaving
only a handful of precious relics, preserved by pious clansmen but
now scattered across the Catholic world. A story, I need hardly add,
which has been the centre of much heated conjecture over the
centuries.'
Sophie's
eyes widened. 'And Hibernian,
the Leith-based football team, is an anagram of Iberia,
the ancient name of the peninsula which includes Spain and Portugal,
with the addition of the letters n
and h.'
'Which
are the beginning and terminal letters of the word North,'
added Langdon with a start. 'Making Hibernian a
Northern Iberia.'
'So
Scotland is really the Portugal of the North?' Sophie's head was
spinning as she tried to make sense of the reality dawning on her.
'There's
one other thing.' Teabing leaned forward to examined the parchment
more closely. 'These numbers - twelve
point five per cent over
here; and seventy-five
over
here. What can they refer to?'
'The
percentage mark is a later addition, I'm sure of it.' Langdon sat
back with a sigh. 'Put there to mislead us. No, the numbers alone are
what matter.' He gazed absently out of the window, feeling at a loss.
What to make of it? Twelve
and a half and
seventy-five.
What was the connection? Then he sat up with a start. 'One sixth.
That's the relationship. Twelve and a half is one sixth of
seventy-five. This bottle is one of six bottles, six being a
numerical grouping well-known to mystics of the early church.'
Teabing's
smile vanished. 'Then, my friends, we are in more deeply than I first
realised. You've heard of the Sacred Order of The Brotherhood of
Braga?'
Langdon
shook his head, the hair on his forearms rising.
'The
Sacred Order,' Teabing went on, 'is one of the most secretive in the
entire hierarchy of the Roman Catholic church. Only six high-ranking
priests are members, the number six - formed by multiplying the
number of the Holy Trinity by the dual nature of Christ - governs all
their actions, Saint Fructuosus of Braga is held to be their founder,
and what we have here is nothing less than a bottle containing
one-sixth of the precious blood of Saint Fructuosus himself!' He
paused and looked pale for a moment. 'And I'm sure our friend His
Eminence Humberto João
da Serra would be most interested to know of its whereabouts.'
Sophie
sat back with a gasp.
CJ
Love it!
ReplyDeleteThink you'd better give Sophie a glass of that Sainsbury's Portuguese Red. Sounds like she needs it. Actually, think you deserve a glass yourself...
ReplyDeleteSainsbury's Portuguese Tinto, Simon. Sangue de São Frutuoso if google translate does its' job. Must have been a a Vinho de Messiah too.
ReplyDeleteNow this is a belting little read that had me grinning throughout but just one thing, CJ, is there any chance that Teabing could explain to a wide eyed Sophie and some of your regular followers just what Sainsbury's Portuguese tinto actually tastes like?
ReplyDeleteInteresting point...
ReplyDeleteI can only speak personally (Dan Brown's views may differ) but I found Sainsbury's gutbucket Portugese red virtually undrinkable. In fact I had one glass, retched a bit, and used the rest of the bottle for a stew. Oh, but hold on, it's the almost-1400-year-old blood of an obscure Portugese saint. That would explain it
Fascinating. Having seen enough bits of the true cross in churches around the world to tower above the Shard in Southwark I am immediately suspicious of 1,400 year-old blood of a lesser known Portuguese saint. I have also seen St Sylvia's foot which, by the sound of it, would be a fair enough description of the aroma of this latest little treat from a leading supermarket chain. Keep up the good work.
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